Daily Archives: January 4, 2010

madonna for dolce and gabbana!!!

Posted on January 4, 2010 by jonnyboi91

First Madonna teamed up with Louis Vuitton. Now she has moved onto Dolce and Gabbana in an effort to spice up their ads. And we love it!!! The ads were shot by super-photog Steven Klein. The photos were taken in … Continue reading →

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Haute hair-do!!!

Posted on January 4, 2010 by jonnyboi91

Its Posh, betch. And she is back with a HAUTE new hair-do. Thats right, girlfriend is rockin a bun. Posh’s shmexy take on the librarian look gets an A+ in our book. Do you like the new do??? Rate whether … Continue reading →

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Burj Dubai: the worlds tallest building finally opens!!!

Posted on January 4, 2010 by jonnyboi91

At over a half-mile tall, the Burj Khalifa (Formally known as the Burj Dubai) officially opened it’s doors today, becoming the tallest building in the world!!! And trust us, its fabulous!!! The building features unbelievable uber-amenities, most notably the worlds … Continue reading →

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Lily classes up Chanel

Posted on January 4, 2010 by jonnyboi91

Where the eff did this come from??? When we saw the recent Chanel advertisements we had to do a double take!!! Believe is or not, good ol’ Karl Lagerfeld has named hott mess Lily Allen as the new face of … Continue reading →

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the power is in your hands!!!

Posted on January 4, 2010 by jonnyboi91

You now have the power to decide whether or not the things i post are HAUTE or NOT!!! All that you need to do is click on the title of the post and rate it according to the red stars … Continue reading →

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bumpin new music!!!

Posted on January 4, 2010 by jonnyboi91

Do you sip sizzerps in your G-6??? Well if you do then this is your new anthem. We are LOVING this song!!! It is called “Like a G-6” by the Far East Movement feat. The Cataracts and Dev. Its HAUTE!!! … Continue reading →

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hottest remix EVA!!!

Posted on January 4, 2010 by jonnyboi91

If you love Gaga then you have already heard this AMAHZING remix of her song “Love Game”. The hardcore version features guest vocals by shock-rocker Marilyn Manson. Mess. And we LAHV it. Listen to it here: (BTW: this post is dedicated … Continue reading →

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nip/tuck is over!!!

Posted on January 4, 2010 by jonnyboi91

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nip/tuck, which may be the HAUTEST show EVERRR is almost over!!! ZOMG, we might hyperventilate. According to the Boston Globe, the show will end on its 100th episode- and that fete my be dragged out to the year 2011. … Continue reading →

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haute cocktails!!!

Posted on January 4, 2010 by jonnyboi91

Learn how to make Skittles and Vodka from Aussie porn star Kaleb Cove. Looks delish and a half!!! Watch the vid here: (BTW; attention all sizzerps: WE ARE MAKING THIS ASAP!!!)

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wtf is that?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Posted on January 4, 2010 by jonnyboi91

Ew. Someone skinned JLo alive and then rolled her glitter!!! O wait, she wanted to look like that… koolz… Well, um, she looked a hott ass mess when J to the Ho picked out this fugg ensemble for her New Years … Continue reading →

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